“I just figured out the ending to [‘Three Cheers’] yesterday. This is the total truth too. I was doing an interview and I didn’t say it during the interview but I actually figured out the end of the story. It’s weird because I never came up with an ending to this story. It’s really bleak though, but it would have to end this way if it was a movie, right? So the guy has to bring the devil the souls of a thousand evil men to be united with the woman he loves. I’m sure a lot of people saw this coming but I never realised it. So obviously he kills 999 evil men and then he realises the last evil man he has to kill is himself. I thought of that and was like, ‘Man, why didn’t I think of that before?!’” — Gerard Way.